when none of the strippers want to go back to your place for small talk and degrassi reruns
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The signs as fanfiction tropes
- aries: Meet as little kids and grow up together.
- taurus: Slow-burn historic romance.
- gemini: Start out as enemies and fall in love.
- cancer: Best friends who reconnect ten years later.
- leo: Tons of angst with a happy ending.
- virgo: Soulmate AU
- libra: Have sex then fall in love.
- scorpio: Single parents who meet at Parent-Teacher night.
- sagittarius: Coffee shop AU
- capricorn: Holiday fic with lots of fluff.
- aquarius: One is a human, the other is a creature.
- pisces: Shameless porn without plot.
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kill the idea that every one direction fan wants to date them 2k16
