the signs as types of fanfiction
- Aries: unrealistic af
- Taurus: really planned out fanfic but abandoned halfway through
- Gemini: 90% dialogue
- Cancer: it's just v sad ok
- Leo: high school AU
- Virgo: literally no dialogue come on
- Libra: it won't get to the point and will spend like four chapters describing a tree
- Scorpio: smut
- Sagittarius: fluffy af
- Aquarius: really fucking weird and unexpected plot twists
- Capricorn: forgets that grammar is a thing
- Pisces: everyone dies at the end. even if it's smut.
