Anonymous asked:
what are your thoughts on stoner bucky???? this is essential i need to know
plantbucky-deactivated20160420 answered:
u have come to the right place :)))
- Stoner!Bucky would be in a constant state of almost burning down his house, and I say this because every single night when he’s high as fuck he’ll think it’s a good idea to make mac n’ cheese, and then get distracted by something on TV and 20 minutes later he’s calling Steve up like “hey man, don’t freak out or anything, but what’s the best way to put out a small house fire?”
- Bucky looooooves kissing Steve when he’s high, he won’t practically do anything else (I like to think it’s pretty much the Amanita/Nomi brownie scene from sense8) he’s just kissing Steve relentlessly and mumbing about how amazing his mouth is and Steve goes with it because he thinks Bucky is super cute.
- Bucky goes really quiet for long periods of time when he’s stoned, like a solid 30 mintes of silence, and then suddenly blurts out “Why the fuck are there still people who don’t believe in aliens? Steve listen to me, it’s pretty much a fact - “
- Bucky has a tendency to fall asleep when he’s high, usually in Steve’s lap. And sometimes Steve lets him stay there, and sometimes he wheels Bucky upright and leads him to the bedroom and tucks him in, and Bucky always starts whispering little “I love you so much Steve you’re the greatest ever we should get married” sweet nothings that make Steve blush more than he already was~
