IT'S YOU β€” WHY THE SIGNS ARE STILL AWAKE

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WHY THE SIGNS ARE STILL AWAKE

  • Aries: Sexting probably
  • Taurus: Cat videos
  • Gemini: Existential crisis
  • Cancer: Crying over an ex
  • Leo: Too lazy to go to bed
  • Virgo: Reading fanfic
  • Libra: Bubble bath
  • Scorpio: Selling their soul to satan
  • Sagittarius: Laughing at astrology posts
  • Capricorn: Midnight snack!!!!
  • Aquarius: Yoga
  • Pisces: ???????
pisces I literally have no reason to be up or to not sleep for 35 hours straight help about me

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The signs as fanfiction tropes

  • aries: Meet as little kids and grow up together.
  • taurus: Slow-burn historic romance.
  • gemini: Start out as enemies and fall in love.
  • cancer: Best friends who reconnect ten years later.
  • leo: Tons of angst with a happy ending.
  • virgo: Soulmate AU
  • libra: Have sex then fall in love.
  • scorpio: Single parents who meet at Parent-Teacher night.
  • sagittarius: Coffee shop AU
  • capricorn: Holiday fic with lots of fluff.
  • aquarius: One is a human, the other is a creature.
  • pisces: Shameless porn without plot.
Source: deansurvived pisces woops
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