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chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

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i look forward to seeing all y’all in church this sunday

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SAME BUT NAH BUT MORE SAME YEP PRETTY MUCH SORRY?? evans hot dad dad doesn't even cut it jfc marvel just damn that movie is so good u dont even know

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The signs as fanfiction tropes

  • aries: Meet as little kids and grow up together.
  • taurus: Slow-burn historic romance.
  • gemini: Start out as enemies and fall in love.
  • cancer: Best friends who reconnect ten years later.
  • leo: Tons of angst with a happy ending.
  • virgo: Soulmate AU
  • libra: Have sex then fall in love.
  • scorpio: Single parents who meet at Parent-Teacher night.
  • sagittarius: Coffee shop AU
  • capricorn: Holiday fic with lots of fluff.
  • aquarius: One is a human, the other is a creature.
  • pisces: Shameless porn without plot.
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